Ninja for President Video Parody -
I just finished a brand new cartoon parody of my Sam the Ninja character. He's a kid who thinks he's a ninja. Now he's running for President. Don't miss his platform ideas.
I am Smelly
Sam the Ninja. My parents have told me one day I will be President so I decided
to begin my campaign effective immediately. For I am ninja and ninja do not
hesitate or wait for voters registration.
First of all
I declare my right to the presidency as I share the first name with America’s
iconic hero…Uncle Sam. Hiyah
Second as
your President I will attack inflation with all of my ninja fury. One kung fu
karate chop to the solar plexis and inflation will be out for the count. Hi-yah
Third, I
will not be known as sleepy sam or any other derogative term for I am always
alert and awake as a ninja. In fact, as a ninja I never sleep, just in case my
enemies may attack.
(Falls
asleep for a second)
Ohh, that
was a test to give my enemies a fall sense of security and then lure them into
my trap.
Fourth, all schools across the country will begin one hour late, so I can sleep in, and there will be an extended recess period to last the beginning of the day to lunch time to continue until the final bell.
Silence! I
am ninja, and I have spoken.
Fifth, effective immediately upon taking office,
Saturday morning cartoons will be re-instated to all networks including the
news channels. All educational content will be canceled for I am ninja and
ninja need no further education.
Sixth,
cartoons will also run 24 hours a day on every channel especially including the
news channels. Think of the heart problems and stress related injuries and
division we will stop with absolutely no news to stress people out or make them
angry.
So, in conclusion vote for me Smelly Sam the Ninja for ninjas
represent the backbone of this country without good ninjas like myself, evil ninja
assassins would have overrun the country years ago.
Also, please subscribe to this channel and post your loving
comments in the section below as I am sure you will be supportive for my bid
for the presidency.
Also, consider buying my book, Smelly Sam’s How to be a
Ninja at Amazon.com - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GFX3T95
for the secret of my smelly gas attack. You will love it! I have spoken.
Here’s the story of a crazy ninja who was training three
very dangerous assassins. All of them had nun chucks like their sensei.
Here’s the story of another ninja who was training in a rival
dojo. He had three men who had no mercy and always struck first.
Then one day they all fought in mortal combat. Only one was
left alive to keep training and he was all alone.
Wait was the microphone still on?
Check out the Tvcrazyman Youtube channel for lots more fun stuff.
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